Is that not the most attractive thing you've seen today? That, my friends, is my best friend (aka bae *before anyone else*). Meet coffee, it never lets me down, we never get into arguments, and coffee NEVER feels under appreciated or unwanted. No matter how my day is going my best friend coffee always cheers me up. If I wake up in the morning and I am with out coffee I fear the lives of the innocent people who encounter me.
If I start my day with out it I end up being a sass cat and wanting a Venti Skinny Caramel Macciato
with 2 extra shots.
Speaking of those 2 extra shots, yes I want them, and YES I need them. When the barista gives me a judgey glare, I just stare at them with my I really don't have a problem face and then I sit and wait anxiously to get a taste of that yummy goodness. It's time for bae and I to start our day, and I couldn't be happier.
Sure, when I order the drink I look like I could possibly attack a person but once you get me and my bae together, I am a lot friendlier. Sometimes when I get deprived of coffee it's all I can think of. Which could possibly lead to me crying like a child because I haven't seen my bae since I woke up that morning.
Coffee and I have been best friends for over 7 years. And over the years our friendship has just gotten stronger. You could say I am addicted, OR you could just say that I am dependent. However, I will respectfully disagree with you and say that I just have a best friend who gets me, understands me, and isn't technically a person. But, that's fine because the unconditional friendship and love is worth the judgments from all the haters. Trust me, I am better with my best friend than I am without.
Thanks bae for being there for me no matter what.
Keep Calm and Carry On
xoxo
Melissa
p.s My bear is also my best friend by correlation because he supports the friendship of coffee and I. Thanks bear for always making my day's better with a little caffeinated love.
2/10 I thought this post was about me, but then you did mention me so you got 2 points.
ReplyDeletedo you think it would be weird if I wrote a letter to tequila? I think I feel the way about tequila that people feel about their soul mates. DO YOU THINK JOSE IS MY SOUL MATE? how cute would that love story be? this comment has nothing to do with coffee. sorry. bout. it.
ReplyDeleteYAAAS someone understands my relationship with coffee! Coffee doesn't judge, coffee understands.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little scared of what happens if Melissa doesn't get coffee.
ReplyDeleteI completely understand your relationship with coffee. In fact, I think we are best friends too....
ReplyDeleteNo barista should be judging you for asking for extra shots. I'm a barista and I know first hand most of us have just as bad of a reliance of coffee each day. We practically mainline it.
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